Official uniform shirt for the XR5 Tactical Assault Rock, a low-speed, high-drag weapon with whisper quiet trajectory. The shirt celebrates how the XR5 automatically adjusts to Ultimate Stealth ModeTM at sunset. Each XR5 took millions of years to manufacture and is MADE IN USA. It is certified to be a genuine American rock which has been expertly coated by Americans with the finest stealth material available from select suppliers. Proudly wear this shirt and spread the word that people should get their XR5 before they are banned! Brought to you as a spoof by the twisted minds at the Surviving Stuff Company.
- Official uniform shirt of the XR5 SWAT Unit which uses the XR5 Tactical Assault Rock exclusively as their tactical assault weapon of choice. Great gift for your favorite NRA member.
- Absorbent cotton also serves as bandaging in the unlikely event of a counter attack.
- Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem